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Sharing Bodily Functions
ELIZABETH ROSE I’ve never shied away from a good fart joke. – Eugene Levy Bodily functions are pretty funny. I’m English so I find toilet humour amusing even though I left high school behind long ago....
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SAM SHARPE I’m going to interrupt this weeks regular programming and share with you a few links I stumbled upon that may keep you entertained. Or informed. Either way, enjoy. Battle of the sexes...
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Drop Your Inhibitions and Your Pants, Ladies
A Guest Post by KEN Women of the World, if I may have your attention for just one moment. Do I have your attention? Excellent. ::Ahem:: Don’t fear the rimjob. Seriously. Don’t. Because you know me. And...
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Killer Crotch Rot
A Guest Post by RICKY RIGHT FOOT I have to shake my head when I think about all the sexual encounters I’ve had in my time. I’ve done things that make R. Kelly look like Regis Philbin and I own a sex...
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Size Matters, So Bend Over Boyfriend
SAM SHARPE One whole year. One whole year of the process self-stimulation. Of procrastination. Of tomfoolery. Of guerilla dating. I think they call it blogging. Or more specifically sex, dating and...
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Crazy Shit Happens After a Full Moon
SKYE BLUE What have I learned after one full year of blogging about dating and sex? Well, for starters that I really love this blog and my wonderful co-bloggers, Elizabeth Rose and The F’in Man aka...
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Halloween Horrors – Revisited
ELIZABETH ROSE I apologise. I apologise for all those who escaped reading this story the first time round and are now faced with it’s gruesome reality; and I apologise to those who have already read it...
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Witchcraft or Seduction?
ELIZABETH ROSE In 1670 an act of parliament was passed in England that stated the following: “Be it resolved that all women, of whatever age, rank, profession, or degree; whether virgin maids or...
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Vintage Frog Lore, 15: Halloween Horrors Revisited
SAM SHARPE **In case you haven’t already heard our first book, Asses to Asses, Bust to Bust, is now available as an e-book or in print. For further details, including the various ways you can get your...
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Condomdrum
ELIZABETH ROSE Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ― Spike Milligan Where to begin? Some state condoms were first used by cavemen, illustrated in drawings on cave walls in...
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